Boris The Sprinkler were formed the night of the 1992 ShopKo fireworks in Green Bay. Veterans of numerous local bands (including minor Beer City sensations Suburban Mutilation), they opted to forgo most then-popular musical routes - long-stale hardcore, vaguely melodic emo-esque muttering, dull strummy plugged-in acoustic guitar crap - for the then highly-unpopular music they grew up playing: The punk rock of the late 70s and early 80s. In 2009, the classic lineup of the band was cajoled out of retirement for an appearance at Insubordination Fest in Baltimore; in 2017, they started playing more-or-less annual shows. In 2019, they found themselves (under mysterious circumstances) in a recording studio together, with Vespa To Venus being the result. Three years later... Boris The Sprinkler Gets A Clue. The band enjoys socks, soup, and most polkas.